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something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help
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something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard
girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-
something you say when they kill kenny
guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS
Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .
Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..
wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
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Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”
An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.
Boy: Oh my lord…
I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed