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You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag
An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.
She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.
When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period
Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth