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When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period
Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth