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A Klan leader who makes good ribs but bad descions
Did you try those dry rub ribs the Grand Wizard made?
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Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.
More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.
Rus.: Π£Π±ΠΎΠ³ΠΈΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΡΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π°Π½ΠΈΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΠΎΠ½Π½ΡΠΉ ΡΠΈΠ»ΡΠΌ ΠΏΠΎ ΠΎΡΠ΅Π½Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ·Π½Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎΠΉ ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³Π΅. ΠΠ°Π½Π°Π»ΡΠ½Π°Ρ ΠΊΡΠ΅Π½ΠΎΡΠΎΠ±ΡΠΊΠ°Ρ ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΈΠ³ΠΈΠΎΠ·Π½Π°Ρ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΏΠ°Π³Π°Π½Π΄Π° (ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉ: Π½Π΅ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈ ΠΌΠ°Π³ΠΈ - Π·Π»ΠΎ), Π³ΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠΊΠ° ΠΈ Π°Π½ΠΈΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΎΡΠ²ΡΠ°ΡΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½Ρ, Π·Π°ΠΌΡΡΠ΅Π» ΠΈ ΡΡΠΆΠ΅Ρ ΠΊΠ»ΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½Ρ ΠΈ Π½Π΅Π»Π΅ΠΏΡ, ΠΎΠ±ΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΡΡΠ» ΠΈΡΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΅Π½, ΠΏΠ΅ΡΡΠΎΠ½Π°ΠΆΠΈ Π·Π°Π±ΡΠ²Π°Π΅ΠΌΡ ΠΈ Π½Π΅ΡΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠ½Ρ, ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠΆΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ Π²ΠΎΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΡ
ΠΈΡΡΠΎΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΡ
ΠΌΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠΎΠ² Π½Π΅ΡΠΎΡΠ½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ (ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉ: Π½Π°ΡΠΈΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π»Π°Π³Π΅ΡΡ Π² Π¨ΠΎΡΠ»Π°Π½Π΄ΠΈΠΈ?!), Π±Π»Π°-Π±Π»Π°-Π±Π»Π°. ΠΡΡΡ ΠΎΡΠ΅Π²ΠΈΠ΄Π½ΡΡ
ΠΏΡΠΈΡΠΈΠ½, ΠΊΠΎΡΠΎΡΡΠ΅ Ρ ΠΌΠΎΠ³ Π±Ρ Π½Π°Π·Π²Π°ΡΡ. Π‘Π»Π°Π²Π° Π±ΠΎΠ³Ρ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ Π½Π΅ Π±ΡΠ»ΠΎ.
Π‘ΠΊΠΎΡΠ΅Π΅ Π ΠΠ¦ (Π ΡΡΡΠΊΠ°Ρ ΠΏΡΠ°Π²ΠΎΡΠ»Π°Π²Π½Π°Ρ ΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²Ρ) ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΈΠ² ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΡΠ΅ΡΠ°. ΠΠΎ ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΡΠ΅Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ°Π²Π½ΠΎ ΠΏΡΠ΅ΠΊΡΠ°ΡΠ΅Π½.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (ΠΡΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡΠΎΡ ΠΠΎΡ: ΠΠ°ΠΊΠΎΡΠΌΠΈΠΌ ΡΠ²ΠΈΠ½ΡΠΎΠ²ΡΠΌΠΈ ΠΏΠΈΡΠΎΠ³Π°ΠΌΠΈ!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (ΠΠ»Ρ: ΠΠ°ΡΠΊΠ½ΠΈΡΡ, ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠ°Ρ ΡΠ²ΠΈΠ½ΡΡ!)
Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.
Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.
Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!