A sock filled with beans and/or other materials
Yo, you wanna make a sock burrito? I got a few tasty socks.
The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
1 Slang for condom
2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks
That dude over there is a total burrito sock
When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.
"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
The owner of a beefy little penis
Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man
a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!
Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.