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to Craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.

IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.

by Sexydimma June 9, 2013


craigslist tourettes

Roofied so bad you develop tourette's

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes

by Karl Kaiser April 25, 2018


Craigslist throatcunt

The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.

I am a 32 year old man and I need another man to come fuck me in my Craigslist throatcunt.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 26, 2015