Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff
Its hard plastic with numbers on it
ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead
An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler
'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled
The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.