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When in doubt, blame taul

Blaming someone who will take blame without an argument, or go along with something so you don't have to face the consequences of your actions.

Your friend that is funny to blame things on, your *taul*

*texting*
you - "hey baby wanna come over and get freaky?"
girl - "uhh nooo, are you serious?"
you - "sorry! that wasn't me, taul had my phone."
girl - "oh okay! what a weirdo!"

friend - "good save brother!"
you - "yeah man, when in doubt, blame taul."

by shanebabyfresh December 31, 2011

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When in doubt, Throw the Halfling

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community

DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

by pvtcaboose103 November 8, 2009

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when in doubt, whip it out

Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).

Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"

*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".

by awj_woody May 1, 2007

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When in doubt pick c

What everyone tells yo to do if you have no idea what to do on a multiple choice question

Dan: Fuck this questions hard i don't know what to pick, but i de3finately know it's not c

TT: tha fuck u talkin bout, every answer on my test is c, u know how it goes: When in doubt pick c! write that shit down!

dan: but......

TT: do it nigga!

by yung-reap November 15, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt

When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.

Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.

by JaneGordon.com March 9, 2023


when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2009

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navel entries remove doubts

another way to say that someone is a N.E.R.D.; a mixture of capsule kei's and my ideas; one who thinks he/she's all 1337.

Man, that guy is so arrogant. But not in the Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar (B.R.U.N.O.) kind of way, but the naval entries remove doubts kind of way. In other words, he thinks he's 1337.

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

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