I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,
She was looking kinda dum..
Shreck: *Opens Door*
Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
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Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!
Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!
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viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy
A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing Iโve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncรฉ?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
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Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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