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When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.
Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?
Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana
Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?
When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw
Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.