When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.
Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!
The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.
Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.
The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
One who controls harpoons magically.
When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.
Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün
Etymology: origin unknown
: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging
: see Cotton Pony (riding of)
I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned