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From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies💪
Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: “ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU
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Someone just released from prison, who has been given his personal stuff in a black bin liner bag.
Shouted at me in the street in Clapham, London, when I was carrying my washing in a black bag:
Hey, black bag man, see yer out again.
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something that is pretty damn invisible!
Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
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A big black man who is dressed just like CJ from Grand Theft Auto and is also bigger and tougher than you and could beat the living daylights out of you
(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.
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Bro this ain't a porn site,
this is Urban Dictionary.
So define shit or stay out.
Big Boobs HD 7 Minutes POV Big Buff Black Man
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when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently
black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?
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Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).
Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?
Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.
Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?
Me: Indeed.
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