Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.

Spit Shampoo

This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.

I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"