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bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good
Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday
The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
When somebody, disrespects another person on their birthday on purpose.
Instead of my cousin, celebrating her best friend's birthday with her, she slept with that girl's man because she needed money. That Birthday Disrespect is grimey, yo!
today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg
The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."
"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."
To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.
To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.
A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".