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A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
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count (the individuals or group members).
The shepherd told all his sheep.
TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!
tired of life's disappointments
"omg I'm soooo TOLD"
"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"
The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.
The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.
Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"
Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"
Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"