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In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?
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town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital
town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!
Where were u born
Portales New Mexico
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A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢
Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.
The best song to ever exist.
Honestly, the best part in the video is at 5:18:55.
Person 1: "Hey did you listen to the portal radio loop 10 hours video yet?"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"
A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
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A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings
pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!
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Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad
Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream
Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon
Teacher: DETENTION!