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slumber bitch

That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.

You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch

by popplelogic November 7, 2015


slumber snack

(n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."

Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.

Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.

After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!

by MoGyver January 3, 2012


ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.

Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!

by Ghetto slumber party June 4, 2018


Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

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paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness

Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber

by James Q Collins January 8, 2012


Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021


Luigi’s Slumber

Luigi’s Mansion 3. Play on “Link’s Awakening”.

Coined by Failboat.

Luigi’s Slumber is great.

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021