When I Grow Up

A phrase commonly said by underage males after they have intercourse for he first time and are told that their penis was of small size

Person 1:When I Grow Up
Person 2:Dude Shut Up You Just Have A Small Dick

When i when

When you do somthing as when you did it.

Boy: Im gonna right a book
Girl: when will you do it?
Boy: when i when

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time