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when you want something but you don't really know how to ask
"Hey mum, I have a requestion"
When you give someone a requirement or request (i.e., tell them what to do) but deliver it in the form of a question, making it seem like they have a choice.
At the end of the meeting Sam's boss said "You'll send that report to me by 5pm today, right?".
When Sam was getting ready to head home Pat said "You better send that file before you go, if you don't you're going to get in big trouble!"
Sam sighed and looked for the report, knowing it wouldn't be read for a week (if ever) but also knew he'd hear about it in his annual review if he ignored another requestion from his manager.
Hey did you hear about Amos’s Request?
Yeah it’s something you can ignore.
When someone has ghosted you but sends you a message out of nowhere asking for something.
Fred: "Hey, remember that guy Jacob?"
Jimbob: "Yeah, vaguely. What ever happened to him?"
Fred: "No idea, he disappeared a while ago but his bitch ass sent me a ghost request to pick him up from the airport. I haven't talked to him in years lol"
The property of an object such that it may be requested.
Access to the Whitehouse is not requestable
When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.
That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.