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Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 21, 2017


Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.

Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!

by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022


flu flap

Getting bitch slapped

Do you wana get flu flapped homie!

by Mon manger June 16, 2024


Flap tap

Slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina when having sex while she scratches your balls

Flap tapping is slapping the outer layer of a girls vagina

by Louis behsmann April 16, 2020


jaw flapping

A person who stands around in grocery stores or other places talking to people and your trying to get by them, they acknowledge you behind them so they ignore you and just keep on talking. Or when your talking to somebody but they don't give you time to speak they talk over you because what they have to say is more important than what you have to say.

in a sentence: You just keep jaw flapping about whatever, I have someplace to be and have important things to do!

by Nite_Wolf October 1, 2020


koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011