buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

Dunkle Ribbon

Dunkle Ribbon is another name for someone's anal sphincter. The muscle's in charge of the excrement fecal matter.

dude did you fart? that stinks your fucking dunkle ribbon.