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when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"
2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.
Hey there J-man, nice near hit!
indicating a close approximation or similarity to a certain quality or state, often used to convey a sense of resemblance or equivalence without absolute precision.
"His guess was near-round accurate, being only off by a few minutes."
When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience
"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."
someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility
For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
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Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.