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Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.
My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer
Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.