When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog
Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake
When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother
Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.
Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"