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A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat
"happy Platonic Boyfriend day ratt!"
August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure
The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day
the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day
A cringe comic series on Webtoon created by the fujoshi Refrainbow. The comic features 4 stereotypical gays, “Jock”, “Nerd” , “Goth”, and “Prep”. The creator is so lazy that you have to do loads of research to find out their actual names as they literally go by “Nerd”, “Jock”, “Prep”, and “Goth” in the comic and not by their names. The creator is a loon who draws child porn and SELLS IT. They also infantize and sexualize gay people and polyamory. The comic itself is very dry and boring, featuring your stereotypical “uwu im so smoll” boys and your “strong quiet man with a soft side!!” boys… Not to mention the ads on youtube, featuring the whiny “uwu boy” voices and shitty animation, nobody thinks you’re cute. You’re just a whiny little kid, which leads to the next issue, the nerd LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD, AND ACTS LIKE ONE TOO. I don’t understand how this comic even has a fanbase 💔
Person 1: “Have you guys read Boyfriends?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I like it!”
Person 3: “Boyfriends.…? That webcomic?”
Person 2: “Yeah!”
Person 3: “Uh,,, Sorry, I don’t like it that much. Boyfriends is not really that good and has a lot of plot holes, the creator isn’t a good person, either.”
Person 1: “Thats alright, Person 3! Nothings for everyone!”
Person 2: “I personally think it’s a really good comic, though! The characters aren’t even stereotypical!!!”
Person 3: “That’s a lie and you know it. Boyfriends goes SO slowly and theres no arc. The only reason it’s so popular is because fujoshi’s obsess over gay people. The creator makes it out as if polyamorous individuals only use poly relationships for sex.”
A dogshit webtoon comic for fujoshis that fetishizes mlm
In the webtoon, Boyfriends, there’s the goth emo gaymer boy, the annoying rich blond prep tsundere, a creepy uwu pastel nerd cringefest, and the jock who’s the only tolerable character. All they’re all in a polygamy relationship and the way they interact with each other is cringe the only pair that’s tolerable is prep x jock.
Hailey: Hey! Have you read Boyfriends. Webtoon? It’s amazing you should read it!
Sara: I heard the creator said the n word and drew porn of irl people who are minors but go off I guess.
Hailey: OMG NO HE APOLOGIZED SHUT UP HOMOPHOBE!!!