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A magical phrase that makes things get worse.
Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
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My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.
My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute
"It's a booboo thing" is when you stumble upon an incredibly ridiculous and let's not forget completely disassembled and/or destroyed item/ items, with a million random tools strode amongst said item.
OMG! Look at this chaotic monstrosity of a mess! This is definitely a booboo thing!! Smmfh!!🤔🤔
The better things in life that are more meaningful
Yeah man i blocked her it’s time to move onto the finer things
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To jack off, masturbate.
Stacy: What are you doing tonight?
Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.
Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?
Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"
Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
The meeting spot of all meeting spots in NUI Galway. Located between the Library and Concourse, no one knows exactly what it is or what it’s there for. But without it, first year arts students would forever roam the campus, lost to time.
Student 1: Well lad where’s the handiest spot to meet?
Student 2: The big yellow thing sure