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The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it
The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.
"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."
Thor.
"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.