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The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’
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My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
When you just stay in bed for days without showering, minimal eating and usually ignoring everyone. just laying in bed and thinking about how your day is wasting away.
bed rotting is not the same as having a lazy day
The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.
Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
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me: yo man i ate the best curry in bed yesterday
friend: damn dude toss some garam masala my way next time
poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?
Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.
William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!