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california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020


big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.

Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"

by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023


Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018


boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013


Children's coffee

Indigestion

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


Rez coffee

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

by TheGreatAdolf September 10, 2022


Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 22, 2021