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An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps
-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good
Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?
It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.
Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations
Brazil is filled with coffee colored people
when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring
Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.
Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.