The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.
"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"
Pocket pum pum is when a boy wants a girls pum pum b ut can't have the girls pum pum so he takes the girls pum pum and saves her pum pum for later until her pum pum is available for him.
Damn I want sherika pocket pum pum
i.e. plum ridiculous. this is a term most often said by small children, who can not properly pronounce "plum ridiculous," and by dumb adults who imitate them.
"Now, Vowrie, dat is just pum widickarus."
A sexual interaction between a male and female. Coded for easy discreet discussion. Commonly abbreviated to LP or NLP in the case of 'no le pums'
Did you get any le pums last night?
Nah mate, NLP
The sexual interaction between one male and one or more females. Often abbreviated to LP or NLP if there has been 'no le pums'
Any le pums last night?