Gun

The quick and easy tool to end a fight.

Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Martial Arts!

Other Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Smith and Wesson!

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Gun

An angry fucking stick that when you pull the trigger on it bad shit happens to the guy your pointing it at

Guy1: bro I just shot that guy with a fucking gun
Guy2: holy shit man he’s fucking dead!

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gun

It has the same spelling as the metal hand cannon, but is pronounced "gwen." Gun is the Chinese word for staff or stick. The term refers to a long bamboo staff used in a number of martial arts, most notably in various styles of kung fu and wushu.

I told my friends that my martial arts style involves the usage of a gun. Then I told them the Chinese meaning. I'm not as cool as they thought I am.

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gun

A tool used for defense, sport, and hunting.

Contrary to popular belief, a gun will not make it's owner into a raving killer.

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guns

Biceps: the upper-arm muscles

Oh shit! I got the shit coked out of me from that guy with huge guns.

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Gun

Australian colloquial term to denote an esteemed and relied upon friend, or anyone otherwise who is excellent and formidable with regards some activity. Descended from wartime and comrades who were dependable, trusted and efficient, a 'good gun' to have alongside you.

Jimmy's a gun soccer player. His goals carried the team yesterday.

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gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson

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