Always

1. How long I want to be with you, make believe with you and live in harmony harmony oh love.

2. Song by Erasure

Girlfriend: "How long do you want to be with me, make believe with me and live in harmony?"
Boyfriend: "Always"
Girlfriend: "Did you steal that from Erasure?"

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always

a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.

b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.

c.)A great way to take a compliment

a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...

(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...

b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always

(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)

c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..

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alway

a person who eats a vast amount of large cupcakes. also a rude or jerkish person

- Rebeca! omg that fatass didnt text me on valentines day!
- its ok Alter, hes an alway.

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Always

An underrated word, now made popular by J. K. Rowling which means that you have never stopped loving someone and you will continue to love them as long as you live.

Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always.

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always

a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity

I will love you always

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Alwai

Big penis, loves children in a George pell way

When approaching an Alwai use a verse from the bible like “if her age is on the clock she can take the cock” to initiate conversation

Hey Alwai have you seen any kids lately

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alway's

A very bad misspelling of the word always, found in the definition for Jake. I mean, seriously, it's not even a plural, just the word always!

Person 1 (in a letter): I will alway's love you James.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.