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Urban Archery is an internationally recognised sport. Basically a man (sorry, no gender equality here ladies) puts a traffic cone on his head and then runs as fast as he can at a road sign. Yeah... not a lot of rules and/or aim to the sport but you get the idea.
Joe: Ay up. Do you want to play Urban Archery
Boy: Yes. Yes I do.
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Underwater Archery is the act of masterbating while submerged under water. It can be in a pool, bath or even ocean.
"Dude, that guy just jerked off in the pool!"
"It's called Underwater Archery."
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Archery Cum Digger, the process of getting you girlfirend pissed on peach shnapps so you can take up up the arse and watch her prod about in the morning wondering what had happened
man, zoe was so pissed last night on archers i did her up the wrong un. gave her a right archery cum digger
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A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."
Dave's friend was archeried when he walked in front of the bullseye target