Banana

A yellow fruit that is known to dance and sing about peanutbutter and jelly.

"It's peanutbutter jelly time!"

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Banana

One of the only words in the english language with the ability to make you feel stupid every time you try to write or type it.

I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like 'Bana ... keep going. Bananana ... damn.

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Banana

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Brian Griffin is a banana

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Banana

A fan of the cuck king Youtuber Onision who watches his videos so obsessively that it starts to peel of their skin to the point of cannibalism and their death

Guy one: Who's ONISION?

Guy two: he is the next banana hitler

Guy one: *kills himself*

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Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.

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Banana

A banana is somebody who watches Onision's videos obsessively to the point where they begin to peal their own skin ((I forgot what else))

Guy 1: "what is a banana?"

Guy 2: "kys"

Banana

A tasty fruit high in potassium. Also, sometimes used as a firearm.

They started to rush me, so I took out my banana and unloaded it on them.

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