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Bellend

swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.

get u're bell out of my damn ear!!

by Crocky April 23, 2004

57πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

A β€˜Bellend’ is another word for β€˜Dickhead’ but it is the Scottish version.

Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!

by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018

19πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

Adam Cooper manger usw treforest

Adam cooper is a bellend

by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.

Hes an ugly cunt looks like a bellend

by NZ October 3, 2014

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

This is a word that can define a person

"I think that Raj is a Bellend"

by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories

He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

6πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Bellend

Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again

Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk

by Uwillneverknow March 1, 2017

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž