Benny

Benny (Plural: Bennies)
A nickname given to people living on the Falkland Islands.
During the Falklands War, British troops noticed the similarities of many of the Falklands Islanders, to a Character from a British soap opera, ('Crossroads')

In this soap opera, Benny was a simple (mentally challenged) odd job man, known for wearing old knitted jumpers and a woolly bobble hat.

Military top brass stopped the soldiers calling the Islanders Bennies, so the soldiers started calling the Islanders 'Stills' (meaning, 'still Bennies')

The Falkland islands is still a major outpost for the British Military (mainly Navy) and the Islnders are still referred to as 'Bennies' and 'Stills'

"Is that a Benny on the Beach"
"Nope, just a walrus"

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Benny

What degenerates call Benadryl.

"I'm off 6 benny right now bro, I'm fucking blasted"

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Benny

The name Benny derives from the latin word "Brevis" (Brēvìs) which means, "Small Penis". It has been statistically proven that people with the name 'Benny' are 10x more likely to cheat on their significant other compared to the average American male.

Person 1: "I see that guy with a new girl every other day!"
Person 2: "He's probably a Benny."

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Benni

Benni, a name to describe the most amazing man you'll ever meet. He is strong, handsome, witty! He is hard headed at times but once you get to know a Benni, you'll be so smitten!! You can never get enough of Benni.

Oh Benni! I know that guy, he's the MAN!

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bennies

A slang term for the drug "Benzedrine" that came into the U.S. around 1928 as inhalers, and later on in tablet form. It is a stimulant similar to methamphetamine.

I havnt slept for 3 days man, them bennies got me goin.

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bennies

Your job's benefits package - like medical insurance, dental insurance, and 401k

Matt: Somehow I make $16 an hour, plus bennies, to sit in a cubicle from 9 to 5

Dave: You're lucky bro. I know a guy who's disabled, couldn't finish high school, and makes the minimum wage to push a mop around in circles all day. Keeps the floors and the urinals clean tho.

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benny

A tourist who visits the Jersey shore from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, or New York (or anywhere near these places.) These tourists pollute the beaches and are rude to the local.

Go home bennies. Locals only.

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