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“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”
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When You Climb Up The Political Ladder.
Wow!!! Alynn is using WAY too many capitol latters!
1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.
2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest
3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.
"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"
"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"
"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."
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on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")
there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke
but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving
so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home
after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win
thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit
Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded
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A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.
Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog
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Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack
One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.
Because of the high crime rate in the Washington, D.C. area (Crime rate peaked during the 1990's), D.C. was given the nickname "Murda Capitol".
Sam: Man i bet D.C. is safe as hell
Bryant: Shit........
Sam: What?
Bryant: Don't you know?
Sam: Know what?
Bryant: Man thats Murda Capitol, fuck around and get your ass shot thinking like that!
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