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Arch Angel Lucifer
As a biproduct of Lucifers jealously of god, he was cast out of heaven and took 1/3 of all angels with him. These 1/3 angels were damned willingly and unfaithfully to god. Lucifer was holy but angels too can go on their own volition, thus becoming fallen angels but unlike humans, cannot be redeemed like human kind.
I got cast out of heaven for treason, got cast out of the garden of eden for being a heathen.
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The devil is the origin of evil in the world and it is your bad side that tells you what bad things to do and he is required as the demolisher of the human race and hostile and hate so the devil is the one that would whisper you to go to hell.To stop him you need to follow god and do the good things.
Man:AHHH GOD HELP IAM SORRY FOR NOT FOLLOWING YOU PLEASE HELP ME FROM HELL IAM MENTALLY SUFFERING IAM BURNING AHHH!
Satan/devil: MUHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER FOLLOWED HIM THAT WHAT YOU GET!
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A car that is successful with the ladies. I just wish I had mine because I can't go out with chicks without it.
My 1964 Cadillac Coupe Deville's grill looks like a human's face
The 1959 Cadillac Coupe Deville was the best of all time
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A Christian's way of swearing. Not upon God but upon the devil.
I swear to the devil if she goes out with him again I'mma kill her.
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1. Prince of Darkness; King of Hell
2. Anti-Christ
3. The excuse for everything bad that happens in the world.
1 & 2. Be good, and repent thy sins, or ye shall suffer eternity in hell under the rule of the devil!
3. Psh, 9 / 11 was just an act of the Devil.
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