Deaf

Not able to be heard

I am deaf ears to voices

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Deaf

an acronym for Drop Everything And Fuck.

1) Berto: hey julie lets deaf
Julie: ok
(noises of fucking)

2) Jen: so whatcha wanna do?
Naners: wanna deaf?
Jen: No! (punches naners in goods)

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Deaf

What?

Bob: hey harry

Harry: ......

Harry is deaf

Harry can’t hear

Oh

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deaf

When a party or a get together is dull.
Nothing going on.

Girl: Theres no one here.
Boy: Oh i know this party is deaf.

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Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

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Deaf Jam

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

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Deaf Metal

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!

I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!