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A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
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When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.
Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.
A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman
Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.