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Forget all you've heard. This is the REAL definition. Fungo McPhoebe White is an extremely fucked up individual who's become very sexy (he's like the damn Crow!) and likes funny music (Shinedown and Smile Empty Soul). Loves telling people to go to Hell. Likes fucking older women.
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The act of wearing tropical or hawaiian themed shirts/attire often out to bars, parties, or other social occasions. Typically done regardless of the current season or weather, contradicting the traditional context in which it is appropriate to wear such clothing.
Person 1: We should go out tonight, but I don't know what to wear.
Person 2: We could do fungo bungo.
Person 1: But we're in the middle of winter!
Person 2: And?
P1: Fungo Fish
P2: Fungo Fish
P3: What
P1 and P2: Fungo Fish
After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.
I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat
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Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..
Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!
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When you just got out of the shower and you put on clean clothes and your house is perfectly clean and you have money in the bank and you have no work or school the next day and you have fun plans later with friends or family and you just feel content and happy and grateful for being alive. You also look cute af tho
Someday I wish to achieve diggity fungo
italian for mushroom, often used as a compliment
jed: “you are looking fungo today josh”
josh: “why thank you, you look rather fungo too”