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cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean

Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing

by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020


geesus

a term that emo people use to describe Gerard Way, the lead singer of the emo band "My Chemical Romance", as Jesus himself because Gerard Way is Jesus. If you disagree with Geesus, you can meet me behind your local Walmart at 3:00 am so I can fight you.

person 1: "geesus is the best vocalist of the emo music genre!"
a random bitch: "Gerard Way isn't Jesus, he's just a vocalist that sings about his dead grandmother a lot."
person 1: "COME AT ME BITCH-YOU WANNA SQUARE UP??? MEET ME BEHIND THE LOCAL WALMART TONIGHT AT 3 AM"

by thecrustyemo May 16, 2023


Cat Geesus

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful

Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs

by Cat_geesus_is_king_ July 25, 2020