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To squeeze nothing out of something similar to the way George Lopez squeezes into movies
did you see Balls of Fury
yea typical George Lopez
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A Mexican-American comedian who was funny when he had a self-titled TV show. After the show's cancellation, he got a talk show on TBS and is now not only unfunny, but his voice is now all croaky and his hair got a little lame.
Popular for his phrase "I GOT THIS!"
I am George Lopez and I need some water, I destroyed my voice.
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A Mexican the believes that we will allow Mexicans to breed us out of existence. He does not realize what cataclysmic explosion is brewing just under the surface of White people's politically correct facade.
George Lopez says "When we are the majority in five years we will be sure to give you all the respect that you gave to us" Answer: If you live that long.
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A sex move similar to a Dirty Sanchez performed the following way:
1. Cut off your pubes.
2. Give your bitch a got milk (a cum mustache).
3. Glue said pubes using said cum to said bitch's face.
Now your bitch looks like a Mexican who is going gray.
That stripper's boyfriend has a fetish for old Mexicans, so he gives her a George Lopez every time they fuck.
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An effect that happens when you fall asleep watching TV and wake up to George Lopez
Last night at 3am I got the George Lopez effect!
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An effect that happens when you fall asleep watching TV and wake up to George Lopez at 3am.
Note: George Lopez is a pioneer in the 1700s, with a head like a Maltese.
Everyone will at least once in their life wake up to George Lopez at three in the morning, which is The George Lopez Effect.
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