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You came to find your ideal girl here because you don't have one and will never find one
Boy 1: I looked for Girlfriend on the Urban Dictionary
Boy 2: Let me guess, you feel worse now?
Boy 1: Yup
girl friend boy sex banana girlfriend
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Something that you will never have.
"Imagine being stupid like Bobby"
"Yeah, I heard he doesn't even have a girlfriend"
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A girlfriend is a woman who makes life amazing for the man that she is in a relationship with.
She is a female friend with whom a man has a romantic and sexual relationship. The male counterpart of a girlfriend is a boyfriend. A great girlfriend will support you throughout your life, and you should support her as well.
Girlfriends and Boyfriends loving and having sex with each other is essential to reproduction.
A girlfriend may eventually become a wife of a man who will become her husband.
Man 1: After a long day of work, my girlfriend makes my life easy and my dick hard.
Man 2: ...I wish I had one...
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A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.
Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?
Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.
Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.
Tito: Word.
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She's like sleep something you will never get
Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
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One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
I wish my girlfriend was real.
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Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
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