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When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina
Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!
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He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
when your eating a hairy pussy
last night that hairy monkey mad my throat dry
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The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
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A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
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Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
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look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock