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Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.
The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.
There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!
*Plays Reach*
DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
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Fuck load better than Call of Duty.
COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare
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The fifth Halo Game made by Bungie studios to be released in 2010.
"Halo Reach is a very anticipated game for many people who call themselves gamers, and casual players alike."
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A new medical condition that seems to have originated in bungie studios. It is highly contagious and can be caught by experiencing the highly anticipated game halo reach. Early symptoms consist of fainting and uncontrollable happiness. Later symptoms consist of dropping out of school and/or quitting your job. Other symptoms consist of not wanting to do anything exept play this game. This prevents someone who Is infected from eating, sleeping, and playing shitty video games (ahem mw2). Many experts predict record high cases of this condition on September 14 2010
When halo reach graces your tv screen, you won't be able to resist catching this condition
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The one and only solution to all of your problems. Works on weekends too!
Guy #1: Dude I'm depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
Guy #2: Nope, just some Halo Reach should do the trick.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'm retarded aren't I.
Girl #1: Can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
Guy #1: (Never did the work) Hey, wanna play some Reach today.
Girl #1: Hell fuckin yes!!! Ill frag you again.
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The fourth and final complete Halo title from Bungie Studios. With solid campaign, multiplayer, forge, firefight, custom games, and theater mode (all features the Halo Franchise is now known for) the title offers the most bang for your buck if you are into thrill shooters.
This game is hated by Sony Fanboys, for no reason whatsoever than it is not on their console. Which is funny because Sony had the chance to buy out Bungie before Microsoft did but didn't.
Anyway with massive customization features in an FPS which is only outdone by PC mods. Halo Reach offers extensive (and I can't stress that enough) replay value that will surely show come Semptember 14th
Sony Fanboy: Killzone, Resistance, and MAG pwn Gaylo Reach-Around faggot!
Halo fan: Yeah i'd rather pay $60 for one amazing FPS than $180 for three more or less...average FPS titles that everyones too busy on COD to play.
Sony Fanboy: SHADDUP FAGGOT!
Halo Fan: Dude why the fuck can't you just accept the fact that Halo Reach and past titles are good games and get on with your life?
Sony Fanboy: HALO IS OVERRATED!
Halo Fan: Oh yeah it's because you don't have one.
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-the fourth halo game created by bungie and the last they will ever make. also the game cannot be tolerated by cod fans cuz they cant handle the awsomesauce that is the halo series
-the reason your going to drop out of school
halo fan: dude, did you see the new halo reach trailer?
cod fan: no, black ops is coming out
halo fan: (shows trailer to cod fan)
cod fan: f*ck black ops. i get reach
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