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The discreet exchange of two items, usually drugs and money, disguised as a handshake. usually followed by putting the hand that was used into ones pocket.
"Ill meet you out front. Its gonna be a quick hand n hand, I'm in a hurry."
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A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
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The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
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Homophonous English term for a Chinese slang "han de han si", often followed by loud louds, or "lao de lao si", meaning those who have zero sex never get laid while the sex addictive sluts get all the sex.
*someone posts something after having sex or sharing his/her sex life*
"Again? this is really hand hands, loud louds"
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When the intial do teller gets told what to do.
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please
First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love
When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat