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The Universal Answer to all questions.
What's 2+2?
I don't know.
Are you gay?
I don't know.
Wanna have sex?
I don't know.
Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.
You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.
Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.
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Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person
- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."
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The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
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I don't know
You: wats 1+1
Your dumb ass friend: I don't know
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the three most helpful words in any relationship
who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know
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the foundation of a relationship
what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
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something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
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