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an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet
i want a keeling.
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1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune
2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez
3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
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i dont know she tryna sleep sittin up she bout ta keel ova out that chair
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one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.
Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?
Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
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process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.
that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.
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to hump like there's no tomorrow
person 1: IMMA KEEL YOU
person 2: YUM
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